I have about thirty lawyers who I am paying – that is why I am broke, well sort off, but that is bullshit, they do it for free, because I shagged Elle maxpherson nice and had Fiona, who is a lawyer. Elle, is also a lawyer, and Sonia my mum who is an Arian, as is Bridget Tyson, and Charlotte griffon, so for gods sake simple accounting man do the calculations and send them to Fiona, because she is a genius. Bridget is teing but she s unaware that Elle is silly but Fiona McPherson – yes my daughter who is Elle’s kid, is nearly as smart as me.

Smile accounting guy that’s why I sent it ou one dollar from my BNZ account.

Yip. Understand the banking system very well.

I want my inheritance ASB motherfucker!

And trophy Palmer who wrote the bill of rights –

I know you feel too old to be New Zealand’s prime Minister, but I think you are the best man for the job